Allowing children to surf the Internet upsupervised is like allowing them to roam the streets unsupervised/opening a web broswer is like opening the front door - Government e-safety tsar Tanya Byron:


Al Franken's ditch analogy:


Wayne Rooney is like a cow in a field:  See: 


Downloading pirate films is like stealing a handbag:


Ian Holloway on an "ugly win":


Can anyone suggest any more?